December 12, 2018

The IM Saturday Monks Brunch: June 9, 2018 — Yikes! Edition

Good morning, and welcome to our weekly IM Saturday Monks Brunch. All this past week, it seems like every time I looked at the news or at links on my Facebook feed, I said, “Yikes!” A whole bunch of crazy things have been happening lately. Let’s put some of them together and marvel at the wackiness of life as we enjoy our time around the table today.

We’ll start with a few photos that made me say, “Yikes!” in puzzlement, amazement, and laughter.

Yikes! Note to self: check this guy’s liability insurance before hiring…

Yikes! We’d better have the nurses check on The Don again.

Yikes! One very inconvenient design flaw…

Yikes! What’d they do in that tunnel of love?

Yikes! Toymakers finally know me and what I need.

Yikes! Would you dare fly this airline?

Here are ten of the top Yikes! stories of the week. How would you rank them?

Yikes 1! — DEADLY BAPTISM!

FROM THE BBC: Docho Eshete was conducting the ceremony for about 80 people on Sunday morning at Lake Abaya in Arba Minch town’s Merkeb Tabya district.

Residents and police told BBC Amharic a crocodile leapt from the water during the baptism and attacked him.

Pastor Docho died after being bitten on his legs, back and hands.

“He baptised the first person and he passed on to another one. All of a sudden, a crocodile jumped out of the lake and grabbed the pastor,” local resident Ketema Kairo told the BBC.

Despite huge efforts, fishermen and residents could not save pastor Docho, policeman Eiwnetu Kanko said.

They used fishing nets to prevent the crocodile from taking the pastor’s body into the lake.

The crocodile escaped.

Yikes 2! — ATTACK OF THE SEVERED SNAKE HEAD!

FROM FOX NEWS: A Texas man is recovering after he claims the head of a rattlesnake bit him — moments after he had just cut it off.

Jennifer Sutcliffe’s husband was reportedly bitten by the beheaded snake on May 27 at his home near Lake Corpus Christi.

Sutcliffe told KIII-TV the two were doing yard work when she came across the four-foot rattlesnake. She said her husband used a shovel to behead the snake, but when he went to dispose of it, it bit him.

The snake, Sutcliffe said, “released all its venom into him at that point” because it no longer had a body, and her husband reportedly began immediately experiencing seizures and internal bleeding, and lost his vision.

The man was transported via helicopter to a hospital, where doctors said there was a chance he wouldn’t make it.

“A normal person who is going to get bit is going to get two to four doses of antivenom,” Sutcliffe told the news station. “He had to have 26 doses.”

Her husband is now in stable condition but is suffering from weak kidney functions, Sutcliffe said.

Yikes 3! — EXTREME ROAD RAGE IN SACRAMENTO!

Yikes 4! — WORST OBITUARY EVER!

Yikes 5! — ATTACK OF THE FERAL PEACOCKS!

FROM CTV NEWS: Car owners in Surrey, B.C., have been left counting the costs after their cars were attacked by feral peacocks.

For years, residents in the Sullivan Heights neighbourhood have complained about the noise and property damage caused by the feathered vandals during mating season.

And now the peacocks are causing mayhem again, inflicting thousands of dollars’ worth of damage to expensive cars parked in the area.

The colourful creatures use their sharp beaks and talons to lash out at their reflections – believing them to be be rival peacocks.

“With the dark-coloured cars, they can see their reflection fairly clearly, so they mistake that as another peacock and have at it,” resident Ryan Cragg told CTV Vancouver.

He explained that the standoff can sometimes go on for hours.

“They’ll get the front panel, the side panel, the rear panel and then work around to the other side.”

[Note to self: “Feral Peacocks” will definitely be the name for my next band.]

Yikes 6! — ATTACK OF THE CHICKEN FEATHERS!

FROM NPR: Sometimes, a Wednesday evening just calls for a fluff piece — and sometimes, we mean “fluff piece” literally.

Commuters in Washington state found themselves stuck in a massive traffic jam before dawn Wednesday after a semi-truck rolled over on Interstate 5, spilling some rather curious cargo onto the asphalt: feathers. Lots and lots — and lots — of feathers.

In fact, the Washington State Department of Transportation said the overturned semi lost about 40,000 pounds of chicken feathers.

A WSDOT traffic engineer did some helpful calculations for all of us, noting the load roughly equates to 18 million feathers — or, by another measure, “almost 2,300 chickens worth of feathers.”

Yikes 7! — EXPLODING ROTTING FISH ART! (It’s not just a punk band.)

In case you were wondering, this was the “before” shot.

FROM LIVE SCIENCE: Something was rotten in a London art gallery last week — an installation of sequin-embroidered decomposing fish sealed in clear plastic bags.

But before the exhibit even opened, the malodorous artwork unexpectedly combusted and set fire to the gallery.

The installation — a piece called “Majestic Splendor” by Lee Bul — was part of an exhibition of the Korean artist’s work, scheduled to open at the Hayward Gallery on May 30. Then, hours before the show’s first preview, the gassy art blew up, causing a fire that damaged part of the gallery, artnet News reported.

…As fish decay, they emit amines — compounds of carbon, hydrogen and nitrogen — which produce odors that are intensely powerful and distinctively “fishy,” Preston MacDougall, a professor with the Department of Chemistry at Middle Tennessee State University, told Live Science in an email.

But these compounds aren’t just smelly — they’re also potentially explosive. Certain molecular bonds connecting hydrogen and carbon can release a lot of energy when vaporized — in gasoline, high-energy bonds in hydrocarbon molecules give the fuel its kick (and make it highly flammable). Similar energy reserves lurk in the molecular bonds of hydrogen and carbon compounds produced by decomposing fish, creating the possibility of an explosion under the right conditions, MacDougall explained.

For the new show and for previous installations after the MoMA debacle, potassium permanganate — also known as KMnO4 — was added to “Majestic Splendor” to reduce the smell of the rotting fish. In fact, KMnO4 is a time-honored choice for masking strong odors, Raychelle Burks, an assistant professor of chemistry at St. Edward’s University in Austin, Texas, told Live Science in an email.

“This chemical is a good oxidizing agent, reacting with a range of stinky, volatile organic compounds (VOCs) to produce far less stinky or no-stink compounds,” Burks said.

But when combined with combustible material, KMnO4 is known to trigger violent explosions under certain circumstances, she added. It’s possible that the compounds produced by the putrefying fish interacted with KMnO4 to spark combustion, but it’s also likely that the explosion was caused by pressure buildup from trapped gases that had nowhere to go, similar to the effect that causes beached and bloated dead whales to explode, Burks told Live Science.

Yikes 8! — YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN YOUR BUTT!

AGAIN, FROM LIVE SCIENCE: You’re reading these words because you have a brain in your head. But did you know you also have a brain in your butt?

OK, not a literal brain — more of an autonomous matrix of millions of neurons that can, somehow, control intestinal muscle movements without any help from your central nervous system. And these neurons don’t actually live in your butt, but they do live in your colon, or large intestine — that tube-like organ that connects the small intestine to the rectum and shepherds what remains of the food you ate through the final leg of the digestive tract.

Scientists call this site of colon intelligence your enteric nervous system, and because it can function without instructions from the brain or spine, some scientists like to call it your “second brain.”

Yikes 9! — LIQUID POO IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!

FROM THE HUFF POST: Susan Allan said that on May 9, she and her adult son were sitting in her car at a stoplight when the feces came pouring in through the sunroof.

“While we were sitting there, our car was inundated with liquid poo falling from the sky,” Allan told GlobalNews.ca. “I had it on my face, down my shirt, my entire car, and the vehicle beside us were all covered in it.”

Allan said she and her son, Travis Sweet, watched the excrement fall as a large passenger plane flew overhead.

The actual sensation of crap hitting their skin was something Travis will never forget. First, he said, he felt a cold sensation hit the side of his face and shoulder.

“Then the smell hit my nose,” he said. “I almost vomited instantly. It was terrible.”

Allan contacted Kelowna Airport for answers.

An administrator for Transport Canada told her the government department would investigate the possibility of frozen lavatory waste, called “blue ice,” falling from an aircraft, according to The Globe and Mail newspaper.

…the Kelowna International Airport told CTV News that it believes the liquid poo came from one of three planes that were passing over that area at the time.

Yikes 10! — ATTACK OF THE ANGRY BISON!

FROM THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE:

  • On the morning of June 6, 59-year-old Kim Hancock of Santa Rosa, California, was gored by a bull bison at Fountain Paint Pot in the Lower Geyser Basin.
  • Hancock and a crowd of people approached within ten yards of the bison while walking along a boardwalk. At one point, people were closer than 15 feet from the bison. When it crossed the boardwalk, the bison became agitated and charged the crowd, goring Hancock. The bison immediately left the area.
  • Rangers responded to the incident and treated Hancock for a hip injury: she was transported by paramedic ambulance to the Big Sky Medical Center in Big Sky, Montana, in good condition.
  • This incident remains under investigation.
  • This is the second incident of a bison injuring a visitor in 2018 (previous release: Bison injures visitor at Old Faithful). There was one incident in 2017 and five in 2015.
  • In a little over a month, four people have been injured by wildlife in Yellowstone.

In a more serious and sobering light, rest in peace, Anthony Bourdain.

Bourdain, chef, author, traveler, television personality, is one of the “religionless” that Bonhoeffer wrote about to whom I was drawn. I loved that he took his passion for food and used it to explore and expand his curiosity for the people, places, and cultures of the world.

Anthony Bourdain could be raw and uncouth, but he was always fully human, plain spoken, and interesting. Who knows what demons he battled? May God’s mercy and comfort rest upon him.

Comments

  1. Jon Bartlett says:

    YIKES!!!!

  2. Yikes 2! — ATTACK OF THE SEVERED SNAKE HEAD

    Who would kill a rattler with a shovel then use a hand to pick up the head??

  3. Robert F says:

    My “second brain” has always had a mind of its own. The older I get, the more it insists on expressing its most eccentric opinions.

    • Clay Crouch says:

      And at the most inopportune times.

    • john barry says:

      Robert F. I will never be able to listen to the Willie Nelson song ” You Were Always on My Mind ” with the without thinking of this post. I guess my high schools buddies were right, I do have shit, or close t it , for brains.

      Once again setting the bar high.

  4. Robert F says:

    Is the obituary for real? If so, that makes me sad.

    • That Other Jean says:

      Unfortunately, yes. He committed suicide in his hotel room in Strasbourg, France, yesterday. He was known to suffer from depression, but his death took the people who knew him best very much by surprise.

      • I think he was talking about the worst obit ever, which is real. I heard the newspaper eventually pulled it because of publicity.

        • That Other Jean says:

          Ah, yes. I have to agree with Robert, if that’s the obituary he meant. That was an awful lot of ill to speak of the dead. Anthony Bourdain’s death, on the other hand, was tragic. Such a talented, caring, man to suffer so much that he opted out of life.

          • Robert F says:

            Yes, that’s the obituary I meant. It’s sad. And Anthony Bourdain’s death — sad, too. Sad all the way around.

  5. I recently discovered an Anthony Bourdain quote that fits in quite well with this morning’s theme… “(Hákarl is) the single worst, most disgusting and terrible tasting thing I have ever eaten.”

    There is only one word for hákarl… YIKES!!!

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hákarl

    • Christiane says:

      I guess he never tried ‘lutefisk’.

      Anthony Bourdain will be missed. Very sad news indeed.

  6. Richard Hershberger says:

    Yikes! 3: My initial reaction was to admire this guy’s dedication to his art. He missed his calling. He should be a demolition derby driver. Or perhaps a minor league baseball manager. My second reaction was to admire the firefighter, who correctly assessed the situation and his role in it: direct traffic around the crazy guy until the cops get there.

    My third reaction was less entertaining: The lede here is “police confront crazy white guy: neither shoot nor even tase him.” Imagine if this were a black guy. In fact we don’t have to imagine. This was in Sacramento, where the police recently shot a black guy doing yard work in his own back yard.

    • Richard Hershberger says:

      Update: i pulled up the news reports. It turns out this guy is Hispanic. The point stands that when police escalate the situation and shoot the black guy because they thought maybe they couldn’t see his hand, this is a choice. They could also have chosen to deescalate the situation.

      • john barry says:

        Richard Hershberger, I think it is your lead on the that “police confront white guy etc”. Why bring race into the Yikes 3 story that was labeled correctly on the video header” You would not pre judge any one would you or fall into using stereotypes? Do you think Sacramento is a hot bed of racism? that needs to be exposed.

        The police that shot the man for doing yard work “thought” they could not see his hands ? Did they think they were acting in self defense or just wanted to shot someone, we should know if we can read their thoughts.

        74% of all fatal police shootings the individuals had already fired shot, showed a weapon or attacked a person . Another 16 percent of the shootings came after incidents came after individuals made threats. 14% were result of domestic violence calls, 10 robbery, 20 burglary or vandalism. Three quarters of fatal police shootings are a result of responding to a called in reports by other people who felt threatened.

        In most dangerous parts of cities the police do not aggressively enforce the laws due to a multitude of reasons. They are in a no win situation. I will coin a new phrase , Damned if they do, damned if they do nt.
        Well, the phrase is new to this comment . Fortunately for the world the only thing I can shoot off is my mouth and usually even that is off target.

        • Richard Hershberger says:

          “You would not pre judge any one would you or fall into using stereotypes?”

          Ah, the old “the people complaining about cops shooting blacks are the real racists!” routine.

          • flatrocker says:

            Hmmm…ad hominem or ad rem?
            Let’s go with door #1 because it makes us sound oh so clever and we get to hang out with all the cool kids.

          • John barry says:

            Richard, Really? I was asking and still am is how you got race and police fatal shooting into a video that had no racial or police overtones. Nothing in the comments I addressed to you alluded to people honestly addressing the issue of police force abuse being the “real racist”.

            Your third takeaway from the video was about police fatal shootings and race. I just thought that your comment was overreaching and I was trying to provide some counter point to your viewpoint using some facts or we could just go with what the police might have thought.

            • Robert F says:

              J. B. — You say Richard is introducing race into a story where race was not involved. But my Black friends often believe race is involved when they see a violent White perpetrator arrested by police without incident. For instance, at the time of the arrest of Dylann Roof they told me, “If he was black, the police would have killed him.” Because of our friendships with Black people, some of us Whites have begun to believe they are right and see the U.S. the way they do: filled with racism, subtle and overt, at every corner. The last couple of years have provided us with ample reason to believe our new perspective is correct.

  7. senecagriggs says:

    Read this today;

    “He used to be on social media, but got off because it was causing symptoms of schizophrenia. Wife says it is not a good thing for him.”
    _______________

    Social media = schizophrenia generator – I knew it

    • Rick Ro. says:

      –> “He used to be on social media, but got off because it was causing symptoms of schizophrenia. Wife says it is not a good thing for him.”

      Well, it’s not good for ONE of him, maybe, but what about the OTHERS?

  8. Klasie Kraalogies says:

    Anthony Bourdain was a great man. I saw a quote on Twitter this morning by person from China who commented that what was great about him is that he treated unknown food not as some sort of colonial discovered, but as someone trying to catch up with the brilliance of the locals. In another thread someone from Trinidad described how they once met him at a Food festival, how he genuinely engaged them in deep conversation about their food culture etc.

    Someone else commented on how he emphasised that the truly great food either is, or has its origins in the food of the poor.

    In real life I have met only 2 people of which I can say what I can say of Anthony Bourdain:

    Behold, an (Israelite) indeed, in whom there is no deceit

    • Randy Thompson says:

      Yes indeed, an Israelite in whom there was not deceit.
      He made food more than it is, which is something you put in your stomach to stay alive. I appreciated that.
      I was saddened by his death.

    • One of my daughters is in the restaurant business and she’s pretty bummed out about Anthony Bourdain’s death. She said he was a role model for many in that industry.

  9. Klasie Kraalogies says:

    Anderson Cooper’s tribute to Antiony Bourdain: Highly recommended.

    https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2018/06/08/remembering-anthony-bourdain-dnt-ac360.cnn

    • Christiane says:

      Thanks for link, Klasie

      you know that Anderson Cooper is no stranger to the sadness of losing someone through suicide. He had a brother who committed suicide.

      Something so relentless about depression when it comes at intelligent, talented people . . . . . you wonder why it is that when God gives a person a wonderful talent, it comes often that the person will have a difficult road to travel.
      Something very, very sad about the death of this man.

  10. Brianthegrandad says:

    Anyone else notice that super villain ‘crippling depression’ was for ages 4 and up? Yikes indeed!

  11. Rick Ro. says:

    Love your Yikes! edition of Saturday Brunch, CM!!

  12. The “Nine Fingers Left” home renovations reminds me of a van I saw in Boston: “Death Wish Piano Movers.”

  13. Christiane says:

    whoah . . . important not to connect two ‘Yikes’ incidents together when you first scan this post

    I’m looking at the guy jumping up and down on top of the car and wondering how a snake’s poison can do that to a person.

    (And then I remembered Eden 🙂

  14. Heather Angus says:

    Yes, I’m afraid that was my first thought too. A black man acting that way would simply be shot.

  15. Robert F says:

    As a U.S. citizen, I apologize to all Canadian commenters and posters here for the way our leaders are treating your leaders, and your country. There is no excuse for it, and I’m so very sorry.