September 23, 2020

The Church of JC Capitalist

Here’s a perfect follow-up to yesterday’s Bible study.


  1. Adam Tauno Williams says

    If only more churches could be this self-aware and express there doctrine with as much clarity.

  2. Sounds good to me. For the price of a good used car you can forget about all this striving and get on with your life. I wonder if they accept payments.

    • Adam Tauno Williams says

      > I wonder if they accept payments.

      What if you automatically have the payments applied to your credit card every month – but you die with an outstanding balance on the account? … so you haven’t ‘really’ paid it.

      Give that question to a room full of Theologians and schism is almost certain – there will then be a Capitalist Reformed Church. Those who oppose the payment plans on earnest moral groups will leave an form a loose association of Independent Capitalist Churches of America.

  3. I think it should be the JC Capitalist Church of Silly Walks — with, of course, silly walking encouraged as the foremost of spiritual gifts and a sign of God’s financial anointing on your life.

  4. And you know it’s all true because — British accent!

  5. I wonder if any Taoists were offended by the prominent use of the YIn/Yang symbol in the video? Not to worry though because I don’t think there’s ever been a Taoist related terrorist incident ever reported.

  6. Still laughing! But… How truthful!!
    Best part that you can ignore all the commandments except those that have to do with sex. LOL!!!!

    • Adam Tauno Williams says

      Obviously. All the other commandments are cultural or contextual – but sexual sin relates to the soul…. You cannot have been in Evangelicalism long and not have heard something like that.

    • Yeah, that and the poor will be all right.